dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between
- me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
- me the second i get home: nah
double major in overthinking and worry, minor in night crying
when someone really cute calls you cute first
My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language
this sums up my relationship with most people I know.